If turtles had wings,
They’d fly so high,
Into depths of skies,
Like upside down ocean dives.
If vultures had sympathy,
To share a mug of hot chocolate,
Restraining instinctual animosity,
A Vegetarian philosophy.
And whales to walk the Earth!,
Blowing mud from their blowhole
Legs Attached to hips from birth,
Feasting upon millions of political assholes…
Wouldn’t That be Interesting.